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[opening theme music playing]

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[wind blowing]

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You hear that wind, America?

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Here in Southern California,
we call that the Santa Anas.

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They blow in hot from the desert,

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stirring up dust,

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starting wildfires.

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Some people say it's a sign
of an earthquake coming.

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The Santa Anas just shake things up.

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Oh, America, I can feel it.

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A force of nature coming
that I have no control over.

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A force of nature.

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Listen.

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[wind blowing]

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There you are.

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-Um, Uncle Bernie?
-Yeah.

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I'd like to make a proposal.

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You're not getting a cell phone.

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-At least hear her out, honey.
-All righty.

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Let me hear you. Come on.

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Okay. The cell phone
would only be for emergencies.

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Mm-hmm.

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Like if I was out with my friends
and couldn't make it home

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in time for curfew,
you wouldn't have to worry.

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Wow.

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I have to admit
she makes a strong argument.

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-Thank you.
-You're welcome.

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But this is where it falls apart, Nessa.

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First of all, you won't be out late.

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And if you are,
you the one that need to worry.

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Doggone wind. What the…

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Excuse me one minute. Oh.

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[wind howling]

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This doggone wind!

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Hey, big brother!

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Look what the wind blew in! B!

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Whoo, whoo, whoo.

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What the hell you doing here?

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I got to have a reason
to come see my people?

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Come here, come here, girl.

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-Hi, honey.
-Oh… B.

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Let me get this. Come on.

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Hey. Hey, look who came in!

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-Hi.
-Aunt Bonita!

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Oh, Bryana, look at you

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with your teeth all in.

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Let me see it.

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Whoo! Who are you?

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-The man of steel?
-I am.

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I even have a cape.

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All you have to do now is get a job,

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and them ladies will be all over you.

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[gasps] Look at this one.

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Ooh! She's so pretty.

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And you so grown up!

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What are you now, honey?

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A supermodel?

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-Shawanda!
-Hey.

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Come on, girl.

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Whoo, whoo, whoo.

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Whoo.

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[laughs]

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Would you like something to eat?

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I know that ain't swine.

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Yeah.

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It's pork chops.

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Hook me up.

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Get you a chair.

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Come on in here, girl.

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It's my sister here.

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See what I'm saying
about those Santa Anas?

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My baby sister Bonita.

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She's a force of nature, all right.

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And you know the saying.

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Keeping it real?

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Oh, she's the genuine thing.

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She's a little on the wild side,
but she's all Mac.

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Back in the day, we had some good times.

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America, I'm so glad to see her.

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I miss her.

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[chuckles]

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Mmm.

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So, here I am.,

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I'm sitting at the Juarez border.

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Six illegals in the back
of my Datsun Honey Bee,

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a hundred dollar bill
poking out of my passport,

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waiting on the man to check my trunk.

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And I think to myself,

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"Girl, what are you doing

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taking care of Lupe and her family

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when you got your own family?"

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Okay? Y'all are my family.

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So here I am.

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So, are you thinking about moving to LA?

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Mm-hmm.

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It might be time to go in
and put some roots down.

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Plus, I like being near Stacey's kids.

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Ooh, I miss that.

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I know.

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-Yeah.
-So, why don't you stay here?

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For what?

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[laughs] Live here?

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Bernard don't want me
living up in his house.

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I'll take care of my baby.

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You're family.

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Come, come on now. Come…
[coughs] Come on now, baby.

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Let… let her speak her mind now.

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Don't listen to him, Bonita.

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You stay here as long as you need to.

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Of course you can.
We family. I don't mind you staying here.

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But you ain't got no illegals
in your trunk, do you?

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Illegal what?

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[laughing]

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I'm going to go to bed.
I'll let y'all catch up.

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All right, baby. All right.

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-[laughing]
-You laugh at all the jokes.

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America, here all you need
to know about my baby sister.

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This one time, she was about 14 years old,

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you know, acting the fool,

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sassing Big Mama about her curfew.

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Big Mama said, "When you have a child,

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you can make up all your own rules."

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Three hours later,
she came back with a baby.

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It wasn't hers.
She just borrowed it from a friend

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just to make a point.

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She handed the baby to Big Mama and said,

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"I'll be home when I'll be home."

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Big Mama beat her down.

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She was laughing the whole time,
though, but she beat her down.

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That girl is crazy. She…

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I don't know if the baby ever went back.

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-Okay, now you making stuff up.
-That's all right.

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I'm going to make it up in the morning.
I can't drink no more of this.

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Mmm. Uh-uh. Wait a minute, the morning?

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-Look, the bar is still open.
-Uh-uh. Come on, B.

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I can't do that no more.
I'm a different life now.

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-I need my eight hours.
-Mmm, mmm. Bernard!

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-Oh.
-Come on. Bonita's in town.

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And how often do you get to party
with your baby sister

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and the Captain?

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Mmm. Come on now.

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Come on now.

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-[grunting]
-Oh.

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All right, all right.

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Come on. Just a little more.
Just a little more.

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-Just a little more. That's it.
-That's what I'm talking about.

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-Come on now.
-"Come on now."

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I'm going to be in a coma in the morning.

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There you go, baby.

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Aunt Bonita, can you come to my play?

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You're in a play?

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What play is it?

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Snow White. I play a squirrel.

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I wanted to be Snow White,
but I wasn't good enough.

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Please. It's not 'cause you
wasn't good enough.

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You ain't white enough.

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They ain't going
to let a little Black girl be Snow White.

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-I'm brown.
-You Black.

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And Snow White is white, right?

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They got a little white girl playing her?

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No! Melanie's playing her.

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Is she white?

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Yes.

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All right, then.

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Why are you letting me
oversleep like that?

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Wake you up.
I got to take you to school.

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Call your brother and sister. Come on.

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Jordan!

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Vanessa!

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Good morning, Miss Nefko.
How you doing?

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Oh, Mr. Mac. Good to see you.

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Good to be seen.
Here's your star squirrel.

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There's Melanie.

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Melanie's Snow White.

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I can't be Snow White because I'm Black.

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M… Mr. Mac,

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I assure you that… that… is not true.

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I… I… I know.

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Is Melanie white?

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Whoa. Lis… Um…

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Ms. Nefko, I… I'm so sorry, but…

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Bbaby girl, where you get that mess from?

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Aunt Bonita.

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Oh…

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Look, you go… go on in there.

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[chuckles nervously]

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Baby girl don't need
to hear nothing about that.

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What that hell was B thinking?

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Remember what I said about Santa Anas?

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Coming in and starting brush fires.

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Now… I got to go put this one out.

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[Bernie] B…

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I had to talk to baby girl
a whole hour about race.

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I don't even want
her thinking about that right now.

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I was just trying to tell her the truth.

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There's other ways
to tell the kids the truth

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without being so blunt.

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That's the way we learned it

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and we turned out okay. Okay?

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B, I appreciate what you're trying to do.

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But I don't want my kids
to grow up too fast.

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Are we cool?

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I'm always cool.

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I'm not the one with the issues.

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I just came to help out.

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There are other ways you can help
that would be more appropriate.

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♪ Ow, she's a brick ♪

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All right, everybody!

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Come get it while it's hot!

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Good morning, muscles.

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♪ Just lettin' it all hang out ♪

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♪ Ow, she's a brick ♪

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Don't just stand there, baby.
Fix yourself a plate.

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♪ The lady's stacked ♪

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What's wrong with you?

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Nothing.

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♪ Ow, she's a brick house ♪

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-[footsteps approaching]
-Good morning.

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[gasps] Ooh. Bonita…

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Close my robe?

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Oh, girl, ain't nobody trippin'.

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We all family.

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[whispering] You're hanging out.

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Have a good day.

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Okay.

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Booby never hurt nobody.

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Booby feed the world.

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-You want some more eggs?
-Mm-hmm.

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Hey, hey, what's going on?

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Nothing. Just trying to be helpful.

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I heard that. This look nice.

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Real nice.

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Uh-huh.

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Ow.

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♪ Ow, she's a brick house ♪

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[Bonita] Okay, girl.

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It's just you and me.

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Give me the real deal.

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How you like living here with
your Uncle Bernie?

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You mean Bigfoot.

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[laughs] We used to call
him "little ears."

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[laughs]

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Ugh. He has so many rules.

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I mean, he monitors all my calls.

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And sometimes I can hear him
breathing on the phone.

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I have a 6-year-old's curfew

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and I'm the only girl in school
without a cell phone.

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Oh, that's messed up.

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Look at that, America.

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I be doggone.

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My sister B got her doing laundry.

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She good people.

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Vanessa, your uncle means well.

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He is doing the best he can.

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[voice breaking] You hear that?

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She right… I am.

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But I do… my best…

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She a godsend.

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[sobbing quietly]

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God knows he don't have no sense.

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I mean, what is he worried about?

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It ain't like that phone
gonna make you pregnant.

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Okay?

264
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We gonna get you a cell phone.

265
00:09:47,211 --> 00:09:48,170
Ooh.

266
00:09:48,254 --> 00:09:51,257
And we gonna get one of those
cute little fur leopard covers.

267
00:09:51,340 --> 00:09:53,718
Ooh, girl, you gonna be fly!

268
00:09:53,801 --> 00:09:55,261
Let's bounce.

269
00:09:55,344 --> 00:09:57,638
But Uncle Bernie said
I can't have a phone.

270
00:09:58,347 --> 00:10:00,308
But Aunt Bonita said you can.

271
00:10:00,391 --> 00:10:01,684
Okay?

272
00:10:01,767 --> 00:10:03,019
Girl, you listen to me.

273
00:10:03,102 --> 00:10:05,521
Don't listen to him, honey,
'cause I'm gonna have…

274
00:10:07,690 --> 00:10:11,277
♪ Ow, she's a brick house ♪

275
00:10:11,569 --> 00:10:14,113
Hey, Jordan, don't stand there
with the refrigerator door open.

276
00:10:14,196 --> 00:10:15,323
Let all the cold out.

277
00:10:15,406 --> 00:10:17,033
Aunt Bonita made dessert.

278
00:10:17,617 --> 00:10:18,701
Oh, yeah?

279
00:10:19,285 --> 00:10:20,578
What'd she make?

280
00:10:20,995 --> 00:10:22,413
Ah, Jell-O.

281
00:10:23,205 --> 00:10:24,582
There's always room for Jell-O.

282
00:10:25,708 --> 00:10:27,001
I'm so glad Aunt B here.

283
00:10:27,084 --> 00:10:28,294
You like her being here, boy?

284
00:10:28,377 --> 00:10:29,378
Mm-hmm.

285
00:10:30,379 --> 00:10:31,505
Jell-O.

286
00:10:33,424 --> 00:10:35,301
♪ This is how the story goes ♪

287
00:10:37,178 --> 00:10:38,012
Wow…

288
00:10:39,430 --> 00:10:40,806
♪ That a woman needs ♪

289
00:10:42,391 --> 00:10:43,559
Careful.

290
00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:45,645
Watch those grubby feet. I just mopped.

291
00:10:45,728 --> 00:10:47,313
Oh, I appreciate it, sis.

292
00:10:47,772 --> 00:10:50,524
Hey, baby girl. How was school?

293
00:10:50,608 --> 00:10:51,442
Fine.

294
00:10:51,525 --> 00:10:53,486
We learned about Rosa Parks.

295
00:10:53,569 --> 00:10:56,197
She was Black
and she sat in front of the bus.

296
00:10:56,280 --> 00:10:57,448
That's right.

297
00:10:57,531 --> 00:10:59,950
And when they told her to move,
she said, "No."

298
00:11:00,034 --> 00:11:02,745
And thanks to her courage, things changed

299
00:11:02,828 --> 00:11:05,039
and now we can sit anywhere we want to.

300
00:11:05,122 --> 00:11:06,707
Can we even drive the bus?

301
00:11:06,791 --> 00:11:09,210
Honey, we can even own the bus company.

302
00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:13,756
You know, America,
now that's teaching baby girl.

303
00:11:13,839 --> 00:11:16,008
I couldn't have said it better myself.

304
00:11:17,927 --> 00:11:20,679
Even though they should be
giving us the bus company.

305
00:11:21,138 --> 00:11:22,348
Giving us buses?

306
00:11:22,890 --> 00:11:24,809
I got to get you up on reparations.

307
00:11:25,434 --> 00:11:27,686
Now that you've each chosen a country,

308
00:11:27,770 --> 00:11:31,023
we're going to discuss
longitude and latitude.

309
00:11:31,107 --> 00:11:32,608
["Just My Imagination" playing]

310
00:11:32,691 --> 00:11:36,487
♪ But it was just my imagination ♪

311
00:11:38,864 --> 00:11:41,283
♪ Runnin' away with me ♪

312
00:11:42,785 --> 00:11:47,623
♪ It was just my imagination ♪

313
00:11:47,706 --> 00:11:52,253
♪ Runnin' away with me ♪

314
00:11:54,505 --> 00:11:58,676
♪ Soon we'll be married ♪

315
00:11:58,759 --> 00:12:01,345
Jordan, did you do your homework?

316
00:12:01,679 --> 00:12:02,638
No.

317
00:12:03,264 --> 00:12:05,433
You know you're going
to have to stay after class.

318
00:12:06,100 --> 00:12:08,310
I know. Uh… thank you?

319
00:12:09,395 --> 00:12:12,064
Jordan… is there something wrong?

320
00:12:12,857 --> 00:12:14,233
Forgive me, Lord.

321
00:12:16,444 --> 00:12:18,529
-[shrieks]
-[kids laughing]

322
00:12:19,363 --> 00:12:20,865
[screaming, gasping]

323
00:12:20,948 --> 00:12:22,074
[screaming]

324
00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:26,078
[Irish accent]
A little riddle for you, Mr. Mac.

325
00:12:26,745 --> 00:12:28,664
What's black and white and red all over?

326
00:12:30,749 --> 00:12:32,960
A nun whose bosom has been accosted

327
00:12:33,043 --> 00:12:35,087
by a demented 10-year-old boy.

328
00:12:35,963 --> 00:12:38,257
Come on, Father.
I'm just as shocked as you are.

329
00:12:38,340 --> 00:12:41,260
Sister Mary is a 60-year-old
servant of the Lord.

330
00:12:42,219 --> 00:12:44,513
I mean, if the boy had wanted
to touch a holy relic,

331
00:12:45,222 --> 00:12:48,476
we have the jawbone of
St. Bartholomew in the narthex.

332
00:12:49,018 --> 00:12:50,060
I don't know what to say.

333
00:12:50,144 --> 00:12:51,729
Obviously, the boy need to be punished.

334
00:12:52,104 --> 00:12:53,647
In the old days, he's lose his hands.

335
00:12:54,106 --> 00:12:56,066
But I'm not going to punish the boy.

336
00:12:57,735 --> 00:12:59,361
He'll get his in the afterlife.

337
00:12:59,445 --> 00:13:01,238
Oh… I can't wait that long, Father.

338
00:13:02,072 --> 00:13:03,491
I'm sick, Uncle Bernie. I'm sick.

339
00:13:03,574 --> 00:13:04,533
-Mm-mm.
-I need help.

340
00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:07,703
Now calm down. Son, just tell me
what the heck was you thinking about?

341
00:13:07,786 --> 00:13:09,914
I don't know!
I can't stop thinking about boobies

342
00:13:09,997 --> 00:13:12,124
-since I saw Aunt Bonita's.
-Your aunt's?

343
00:13:12,208 --> 00:13:14,126
I didn't try to. They were just there.

344
00:13:14,210 --> 00:13:16,128
I saw them at breakfast and now all day

345
00:13:16,212 --> 00:13:18,130
I just can't stop thinking about boobies.

346
00:13:18,214 --> 00:13:20,341
Jordan, you too young to
be thinking about boobies.

347
00:13:20,424 --> 00:13:21,592
Especially Aunt Bonita's.

348
00:13:22,051 --> 00:13:23,219
I got to think this out, son.

349
00:13:23,302 --> 00:13:24,637
You might be damaged for life.

350
00:13:25,429 --> 00:13:27,348
Hmm… Hmm…

351
00:13:27,431 --> 00:13:29,767
They were nice. Real nice.

352
00:13:32,561 --> 00:13:33,771
Bonita…

353
00:13:33,854 --> 00:13:35,523
a bad influence, that's what she is.

354
00:13:35,606 --> 00:13:37,274
A bad influence, America, and I knew it.

355
00:13:37,358 --> 00:13:39,235
I just didn't want to believe it.

356
00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:40,486
Groping a nun.

357
00:13:40,569 --> 00:13:43,197
I'll let the boy squeeze Bonita,
see how she like it.

358
00:13:43,280 --> 00:13:44,615
That's biblical justice.

359
00:13:44,865 --> 00:13:47,451
An eye for an eye, a teat for a teat!

360
00:13:54,625 --> 00:13:55,543
Look here, B.

361
00:13:55,626 --> 00:13:57,461
All I'm saying is
it's inappropriate for you

362
00:13:57,545 --> 00:13:59,922
to be walking around with your
robe open, your business out,

363
00:14:00,005 --> 00:14:02,258
in front of that little boy.
This not the projects!

364
00:14:02,341 --> 00:14:04,301
You should just be glad
he's interested in women.

365
00:14:04,385 --> 00:14:07,137
Look, B, you're not listening
to what the hell I'm saying.

366
00:14:07,221 --> 00:14:09,306
I'm saying there's a right way
to raise those kids

367
00:14:09,390 --> 00:14:11,225
and there's a wrong way
to raise those kids.

368
00:14:11,308 --> 00:14:13,143
You saying
I don't know how to raise kids?

369
00:14:13,227 --> 00:14:14,270
I'm not saying that.

370
00:14:14,353 --> 00:14:16,105
I helped make those kids
who they are today.

371
00:14:16,188 --> 00:14:17,231
-What?
-Or did you forget

372
00:14:17,314 --> 00:14:19,316
who was going to Stacey's house
taking care of them

373
00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:20,776
while you were chasing your dream?

374
00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:22,027
What that got to do with it?

375
00:14:22,111 --> 00:14:24,613
I was the one going over there
changing diapers

376
00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:26,532
while you was running around
in a comedy club

377
00:14:26,615 --> 00:14:29,785
with your crazy pants
and a flattop yelling, "Kick it!"

378
00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:31,453
Oh, okay, I see it.

379
00:14:31,537 --> 00:14:32,496
"Kick it."

380
00:14:32,580 --> 00:14:33,914
Knock-knock. Who's there?

381
00:14:33,998 --> 00:14:36,500
Not Uncle Bernie 'cause
he ain't got no time for y'all.

382
00:14:36,584 --> 00:14:38,460
-He's "kicking it."
-That's not true.

383
00:14:38,544 --> 00:14:40,087
I ain't scared of you.

384
00:14:40,170 --> 00:14:41,088
Who you with?

385
00:14:41,797 --> 00:14:44,300
Not them kids, 'cause they was with me.

386
00:14:44,383 --> 00:14:45,968
Put that in your act.

387
00:14:46,260 --> 00:14:48,971
You just cover yourself up
around these doggone kids.

388
00:14:49,054 --> 00:14:50,264
Making fun of my act.

389
00:14:50,347 --> 00:14:51,515
"Who you with?"

390
00:14:51,599 --> 00:14:53,726
"I ain't scared of you. Kick it."

391
00:14:53,809 --> 00:14:55,060
I ought to…

392
00:14:55,144 --> 00:14:56,312
Let's move on.

393
00:14:56,395 --> 00:14:58,564
That stuff made me who I am today.

394
00:14:59,398 --> 00:15:01,400
Wanda, she got to go. She got to go.

395
00:15:02,067 --> 00:15:03,777
Oh, honey, stop overreacting.

396
00:15:03,861 --> 00:15:05,905
She's just not used to being around kids.

397
00:15:06,322 --> 00:15:07,740
You can't blame her for being--

398
00:15:07,823 --> 00:15:10,075
What? Ignorant, immature, and ghetto?

399
00:15:11,118 --> 00:15:12,494
And your sister.

400
00:15:12,578 --> 00:15:13,954
She cares about those kids

401
00:15:14,038 --> 00:15:15,331
and those kids care about her.

402
00:15:15,956 --> 00:15:16,999
And so do you.

403
00:15:17,499 --> 00:15:19,668
If that was your ignorant,
immature, ghetto-ass sister,

404
00:15:19,752 --> 00:15:20,961
you'd want her out.

405
00:15:22,671 --> 00:15:25,549
But she's not. [giggles]

406
00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:34,600
I don't even know why I talk to her.

407
00:15:34,683 --> 00:15:36,435
She don't offer no comfort.

408
00:15:36,518 --> 00:15:39,271
I need someone to nod and agree
like you do, America.

409
00:15:39,355 --> 00:15:40,522
Right?

410
00:15:42,107 --> 00:15:43,275
Thank you.

411
00:15:43,359 --> 00:15:45,736
[audience murmuring]

412
00:15:47,738 --> 00:15:49,448
Come on, let's go. Come on, Amy.

413
00:15:50,199 --> 00:15:51,700
Okay, sweetie, I'll be right back.

414
00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:54,078
I got to get
a different kind of pin, okay?

415
00:15:54,161 --> 00:15:55,079
Jordan. Jordan.

416
00:15:55,162 --> 00:15:56,163
-Hey, baby.
-Hey, honey.

417
00:15:56,246 --> 00:15:57,498
Jordan.

418
00:15:57,581 --> 00:15:59,208
Don't hit that button, just hit record

419
00:15:59,291 --> 00:16:01,210
and when you do that red light'll come on.

420
00:16:01,293 --> 00:16:03,545
And when you do that,
you look through the viewfinder.

421
00:16:03,629 --> 00:16:06,548
Now remember, don't start taping
till your sister hits the stage.

422
00:16:06,632 --> 00:16:07,716
Is that red light on, boy?

423
00:16:08,175 --> 00:16:09,802
-Uh-uh.
-All right, good.

424
00:16:16,392 --> 00:16:18,686
Hey! That's mine.

425
00:16:18,769 --> 00:16:19,937
No it's not, it's mine…

426
00:16:20,020 --> 00:16:20,980
because I'm Black

427
00:16:21,063 --> 00:16:23,315
and you got to make up
for a lot of mean stuff.

428
00:16:23,399 --> 00:16:25,693
-What?
-Reparation.

429
00:16:25,776 --> 00:16:28,153
Now go get me a cupcake because I'm Black.

430
00:16:29,571 --> 00:16:31,573
[crying]

431
00:16:31,657 --> 00:16:34,201
Hey, what's going on?

432
00:16:34,284 --> 00:16:36,078
She hurt my feelings.

433
00:16:37,037 --> 00:16:39,373
Bryana, what did you say?

434
00:16:39,456 --> 00:16:41,959
I told him to get me
a cupcake because I'm Black.

435
00:16:42,042 --> 00:16:42,918
Like you taught me.

436
00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:44,461
That's not what I meant

437
00:16:44,545 --> 00:16:47,172
and I never told you
to be mean to your friends.

438
00:16:47,256 --> 00:16:49,842
I was just trying to tell you
a little bit about our history.

439
00:16:49,925 --> 00:16:51,260
Now you apologize.

440
00:16:51,343 --> 00:16:53,012
-Sorry.
-It's okay.

441
00:16:53,595 --> 00:16:54,680
Come on here.

442
00:16:54,763 --> 00:16:56,098
Give it, give it.

443
00:16:56,724 --> 00:16:57,766
Come on.

444
00:17:01,353 --> 00:17:03,313
All right, America.

445
00:17:03,397 --> 00:17:05,733
I may have been
a little too quick to judge.

446
00:17:05,816 --> 00:17:07,609
She did the right thing.

447
00:17:07,693 --> 00:17:10,029
My sister can be a little headstrong,

448
00:17:10,112 --> 00:17:12,531
maybe a little, yeah, ignorant,

449
00:17:12,614 --> 00:17:14,241
but she's a Mac.

450
00:17:14,324 --> 00:17:15,367
She's family.

451
00:17:15,451 --> 00:17:18,203
And I should give her
the benefit of the doubt, right?

452
00:17:18,912 --> 00:17:19,788
Right.

453
00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:23,375
[whimsical music playing]

454
00:17:23,459 --> 00:17:26,128
[buzzing]

455
00:17:37,639 --> 00:17:39,391
Everybody, be quiet.

456
00:17:39,475 --> 00:17:40,934
The witch is coming.

457
00:17:41,018 --> 00:17:42,144
Quick, hide!

458
00:17:46,273 --> 00:17:49,777
[cell phone ringing]

459
00:17:51,945 --> 00:17:53,864
-Wanda?
-That's not mine.

460
00:17:53,947 --> 00:17:55,115
Well, who in the hell…

461
00:17:55,824 --> 00:17:57,242
I have to call you back.

462
00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:00,370
Nessa, you got a phone?

463
00:18:00,454 --> 00:18:02,164
I told you you couldn't
have no damn phone.

464
00:18:02,247 --> 00:18:03,499
I got her a phone. Shh!

465
00:18:03,582 --> 00:18:05,751
-I told her she can't have no phone.
-Bernie, shh!

466
00:18:05,834 --> 00:18:07,586
Don't be… Why's everybody shushing me?

467
00:18:07,669 --> 00:18:09,755
-This some bull.
-Shh! Bryana's part is next.

468
00:18:10,380 --> 00:18:12,341
Oh, Mr. Squirrel.

469
00:18:12,424 --> 00:18:14,301
I'm trying to reach an apple,

470
00:18:14,384 --> 00:18:16,512
but they're ever so high.

471
00:18:16,595 --> 00:18:19,139
Can you climb the tree
and pick one for me?

472
00:18:19,223 --> 00:18:20,390
Pick it yourself.

473
00:18:20,474 --> 00:18:22,684
I'm not your slave, Snow Whitey.

474
00:18:22,768 --> 00:18:24,478
[audience gasping]

475
00:18:34,196 --> 00:18:36,448
B, you know I told Nessa
she can't have no phone.

476
00:18:36,532 --> 00:18:38,951
She's the only girl at her school
without a cell phone.

477
00:18:39,034 --> 00:18:42,037
-Why you got to trip?
-I don't care, B, I said no.

478
00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:43,956
What if it's an emergency or something?

479
00:18:44,039 --> 00:18:44,998
No!

480
00:18:45,082 --> 00:18:45,999
I think you're wrong.

481
00:18:46,083 --> 00:18:47,626
Ain't about what you think.

482
00:18:47,918 --> 00:18:49,128
You ain't hearing me.

483
00:18:49,878 --> 00:18:52,089
And I know you got a million
arguments, but I got one,

484
00:18:52,172 --> 00:18:53,632
and what I say goes.

485
00:18:54,508 --> 00:18:55,676
She already got two parents.

486
00:18:55,759 --> 00:18:56,718
We don't need three.

487
00:19:02,224 --> 00:19:04,977
B… look.

488
00:19:06,311 --> 00:19:09,022
I know you care about the kids
and you're a good aunt,

489
00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:11,608
but you're not the parent.

490
00:19:13,193 --> 00:19:14,778
That's my job.

491
00:19:14,862 --> 00:19:16,071
And Wanda's job.

492
00:19:17,322 --> 00:19:19,283
And, baby, those are the rules.

493
00:19:20,242 --> 00:19:22,119
And if you're going to stay here, B…

494
00:19:23,203 --> 00:19:25,539
you got to respect the rules.

495
00:19:26,540 --> 00:19:27,541
Okay.

496
00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:34,464
-I'm really going to miss you.
-Aw…

497
00:19:34,548 --> 00:19:36,258
How come you're leaving?

498
00:19:36,341 --> 00:19:39,428
Honey, your auntie got this
great opportunity in Oregon.

499
00:19:39,511 --> 00:19:42,848
See, this friend of mine
got this gig recycling tires

500
00:19:42,931 --> 00:19:44,349
and turning them into slippers.

501
00:19:44,433 --> 00:19:46,435
She needs somebody to handle operations.

502
00:19:46,518 --> 00:19:47,978
She ain't got no people skills.

503
00:19:48,061 --> 00:19:49,104
Are you coming back?

504
00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:51,148
Of course I'm coming back.

505
00:19:51,231 --> 00:19:53,108
And I'll even
bring you guys some slippers.

506
00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:54,443
What size y'all wear?

507
00:19:54,902 --> 00:19:56,195
Good Lord, Jordan.

508
00:19:56,695 --> 00:19:57,821
Look at those feet.

509
00:19:57,905 --> 00:20:00,115
You know what they say
about men with big feet?

510
00:20:01,074 --> 00:20:02,743
-They say they got big--
-Bonita.

511
00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:06,121
-Don't be a stranger.
-[clicks tongue]

512
00:20:06,622 --> 00:20:07,748
-Call me.
-[clicks tongue]

513
00:20:09,750 --> 00:20:10,959
Hey, little sis…

514
00:20:11,543 --> 00:20:12,836
take care, you hear?

515
00:20:12,961 --> 00:20:14,129
Oh… Uh-uh.

516
00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:15,964
No, come on now.
Come on now.

517
00:20:17,799 --> 00:20:20,052
Your house, your rules.

518
00:20:21,887 --> 00:20:23,263
I'll be right back, baby.

519
00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:27,184
Things are back to normal, America.

520
00:20:27,267 --> 00:20:30,771
The winds have calmed down
and all the fire seems to be out.

521
00:20:31,188 --> 00:20:32,814
No smoldering embers.

522
00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:35,734
See, good parenting
takes careful attention.

523
00:20:35,817 --> 00:20:38,237
So be careful what goes
into your children's heads,

524
00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:39,863
or what goes into their ears,

525
00:20:39,947 --> 00:20:42,783
and especially what goes
in front of their eyes.

526
00:20:42,866 --> 00:20:44,743
-[classical music playing]
-Hold on one minute.

527
00:20:44,826 --> 00:20:47,454
Jordan, turn that down.

528
00:20:47,537 --> 00:20:48,997
[Jordan] I'm watching Bryana's play.

529
00:20:49,456 --> 00:20:51,959
Oh, okay. I approve.

530
00:20:53,210 --> 00:20:55,295
See, that's good parenting, America.

531
00:20:56,338 --> 00:20:57,422
Good night.

532
00:20:58,090 --> 00:20:59,633
[music continues]

533
00:21:01,176 --> 00:21:02,761
[Jordan to himself] That's Kenny's mom.

534
00:21:03,428 --> 00:21:06,223
Wow, I got to make friends with Kenny now.

535
00:21:07,474 --> 00:21:09,559
Well, what do we have here?

536
00:21:09,643 --> 00:21:12,813
Come on, come on, turn around,
turn around.

537
00:21:12,896 --> 00:21:14,564
There it is. That's right.

538
00:21:14,648 --> 00:21:16,400
[cackles]

539
00:21:16,483 --> 00:21:18,485
I am so sick. Man…

540
00:21:20,737 --> 00:21:24,700
Mr. Mac… another riddle for you.

541
00:21:27,286 --> 00:21:28,287
What do you see?

542
00:21:29,329 --> 00:21:30,455
I don't know.

543
00:21:30,831 --> 00:21:31,915
Dos sombreros.

544
00:21:33,417 --> 00:21:35,127
But I know what you were thinking.

545
00:21:36,878 --> 00:21:37,838
Headlights.

546
00:21:38,422 --> 00:21:40,299
I can read your thoughts.

547
00:21:41,049 --> 00:21:42,968
-I know where you live.
-[woman laughing]

548
00:21:44,553 --> 00:21:46,805
And I know what you've got
in your liquor cabinet.

549
00:21:48,724 --> 00:21:50,058
[woman continues laughing]